Along the standards put up by Barney Stinson, you could think of this name as a attempt to highlight my 'Visitivity' (Those who got no clue what I am talking about, watch How I Met Your Mother). Study-ectomy, although the name is self-explanatory, I would like to put it down because of my recently acquired habit (during MBA) of stating the obvious. Study-ectomy is an act cutting out the brain cells which help in studying. (Not sure if its cells or liquid or acid whatever that makes us study, lets just agree upon cells for now, shall we??) Value Addition isn't it?? :P

Since engineering, it is becoming evident to me that the study books are the best tranquilizers been invented till date. You pick up one and you doze off. There are times when you dont even have to pick one up. And then if you put down the book and watch tv or something, all of a sudden you are not sleepy anymore. As far as I understand evolution, our body adapts and changes itself to a form which is required by adding or removing certain things (I know its a bad definition but smart logo k liye chal jayega, else try google :P ). So, is it that our body itself removes these cells which make us study?
We have been studying for a long time (or we say so, at least I do), and now our brain is responding to the changes that are required. Its our body telling us that its time to stop studying. This happens may be because higher the education we go for, lesser is the time we give for studying (plot my study graph and you will agree). So, our body starts thinking may be there isn't a need for studying and removes those cells for 'good'.
Now, the trouble is I want to study for the exams coming up (honestly) but there seems to be no way of being able to study. Right now, I am writing this because I wanted to avoid dozing off and I know if I pick up a book, all these efforts will be in vain. But the battle is on, I will grow those cells back. I just hope it happens before its too late. :)
Ok.. I wish I had a LIKE button here.. I mean...
ReplyDelete"You pick up one and you doze off. There are times when you dont even have to pick one up. And then if you put down the book and watch tv or something, all of a sudden you are not sleepy anymore. " OMG so true!!! So so true!! it happens all the time for me.. LOL.. and now I can see that you are becoming a pro writer anyway.. so I think no need to Write... "it's hell funny" everytym, Doh!! ;)
ps: Good luck for ur xam though!!
same story for all..whn it comes to dozing off.. :D
ReplyDeletethnks again buddy...Gud luck for growing back cells.. :D
Study Ashu...study!! :P
ReplyDeleteI am studying only when not writing blog.. :P
ReplyDeleteor I say so.. :P
Why don't you find a study-buddy (Needless to say, a gorgeous gal. ) this should activate your cells enough, isn't it?? ;-)
ReplyDeleteA girl as Study-buddy...thts a synonym for Study-ectomy... :P
ReplyDeleteIts Legen...wait for it, and I hope you are not lactose intolerant, because the next word is...dairy!
ReplyDeleteAwesomely done once again, keep it up!
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